Joke
of the Day:
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There once were 2 men named Zip and Doo Dah. Zip and Doo Dah were best friends.
The 2 friends decided to go fishing one day, but during their outting the boat
sank, and while Zip was an expert swimmer, Doo Dah had never been one for swimming
and tragically drowned.
Now Zip had
a slight speaking problem; he had a terrible stutter. He was asking his friends
how to tell Doo Dah's wife about the tragedy. "B-B-But I c-c-can't sp-sp-sp-speak
that w-w-w-well, h-h-h-how a-a-am I g-g-g-going to t-t-t-tell h-h-h-her?"
he asked?
One friend,
being helpful, answered: "Well, doctors have found that when stutterers sing
something, they don't usually stutter. If you can find a way to do that, then
you should be fine."
Zip thought
about this all day and finally went to Doo Dah's house and knocked on the door.
When Doo Dah's wife answered the door, Zip sang, with tears in his eyes:
"We went
fishin and guess who drowned? DOO DAH, DOO DAH!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
In the
U.S., federal law states that children's TV shows may contain only 10 minutes
of advertising per hour and on weekends the limit is 10 and one-half minutes.
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