Joke
of the Day:
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Three Chinese men die and go to heaven. God meets them at the Pearly Gates and
tells them that they can only come in if they have led a good life.
He asks the first one if he thinks he deserves to come in.
The first Chinese man says "I? think so."
"Well I will set you a task," says God, and asks him to lift a large rock above
his head, which he does easily.
"OK, you can come in."
God asks the next man the same question and sets the same task, which he also
does with ease?
"OK, you can come in too."
God then sets the exact same task for the third man.
The third Chinese man goes over to the rock, and cannot lift it. He tries again
and again, struggling until eventually he gives up.
God turns to him and says ..... "You are the weakest Chink, Goodbye."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
The energy
released by a hurricane each day would, if converted to electricity, keep the
entire United States supplied with electrical power for up to three years.
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