Joke
of the Day:
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the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California.
Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and
fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a gas station and pulls over to the
high octane pump.
"What can I do for ya?" asks the attendant.
"Fill her up with high test," replies the driver.
While the attendant is filling up the tank, he's looking the car up and down.
"What kinda car is this?" he asks. "I never seen one like it before."
"Well," responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride, "this, my boy is
a 1999 Cadillac Deville."
"What's it got in it?" asks the attendant.
"Well," says the driver, "it has everything. It's loaded with power steering,
power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player
in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering,
disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best
of all, a 8.8 liter V12 engine."
"Wow," says the attendant, "that's really something!"
"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver.
"That'll be $30.17," says the attendant.
The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a $10. He goes into
his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are
a few golf tees.
"What are those little wooden things?" asks the attendant.
"That's what I put my balls on when I drive," says the driver.
"Wow," says the attendant, "those Cadillac people think of everything!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
A chip
of silicon a quarter-inch square has the capacity of the original 1949 ENIAC computer,
which occupied a full city block.
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