welcome to the Comedy Zone
Home of Humor
HOMESHOPPINGT-SHIRTSHUMOR LINKSCARTOONS QUOTATIONSJOKESFUNNY PICTURES
Tell a Friend!
 
Funny Pictures for your mobile phone
Enter your email address to get Jokes & Humor Delivered
subscribe
unsubscribe
Humor home Comedy Zone  
THE JOKES & HUMOR eZINE ARCHIVES: APRIL 2001
23.04.01
This is an Opt in Maling List. Unsubscribe info at the bottom of this mailing.
The Comedy Zone Jokes & Humor eZine

CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE COMEDY ZONE NOW

Quote of the Day:
"Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart."
Caryn Leschen.

Click Here for more Funny Quotes

Don't forget to check out the
Comedy Zone Funny Pictures
To visit CLICK HERE

The Comedy Zone Jokes & Humor eZine

Joke of the Day:
From the Comedy Zone Joke Files
After a bizarre cliff side accident, all eleven members of the women's outing found themselves hanging perilously from a rope over the edge of the cliff. Ten of the women were blondes and one was a brunette. After dangling there for a only a short while it became obvious that the rope would not hold all their collective weight. They decided that to prevent the rope snapping and killing them all, one of them must sacrifice themselves and let go, to save the others.
Well they talked about it for a while but no-one could decide a fair way of of choosing who should jump. Finally, the brunette, exasperated by the indecisiveness of the blondes, could see that if nobody acted soon the rope was going to snap.
To save the others she bravely decided that it must be her who made the sacrifice. She plucked up a little courage and told the others that she would jump to save them.
After giving a short but very moving speech that she hoped would be remembered after she'd gone, the blondes were so moved that they all started clapping!

Click Here for more Funny Jokes

 

Silly Fact of the Day:
When originally conceived, the series Cheers was set in Barstow, California, and the character of Sam Malone was a retired football player. Actor Ted Danson was chosen for the role, necessitating his character be rewritten to be that of a retired Boston Red Sox baseball player, better matching Danson's body type.

Click Here for more Fun Trivia

Share all your favorite Jokes & Humor in the
Comedy Zone Humor Forum
To visit CLICK HERE

The Comedy Zone Jokes & Humor eZine
For more comedy check out these links:

 

To sign up for our regular Jokes and Humor ezine just pop your email address in the box below, and start getting great humor delivered in you inbox.

Enter your email address to get Jokes & Humor Delivered
subscribe
unsubscribe

 


Google

The Comedy Zone
WWW

SPONSORED LINKS

Click Here for Rude Humor!

Link to us
Aardvark Archie's Guide to Rude Humour Like Your Humor a bit naughtier? Aardvark Archie delivers!
The Joke Shop Your one-stop shop for Practical Jokes, Humour and Fun!
When We Were Kids Take a trip down memory lane at relive the good old days!
Celebrity Zone Your gateway to the world of celebrity and the rich and famous.
Gambling Zone If you fancy a flutter at the casino, stop by and pick up free money!
Funny T-Shirts Be the talk of the pub with a hilarious funny T-shirt from the Comedy Zone Shop!
Comedy DVD from the BBC Relive all those classisc TV comedies from the BBC Archives!
Cool Ringtones Get the lastest ringtones, wallpapers and games on your mobile!
Win Stuff!
Tell a Friend!
UK Web Directory
HOMESHOPPINGT-SHIRTSHUMOR LINKSCARTOONS QUOTATIONSJOKESFUNNY PICTURES
 
Site Design and Content owned by rp chapman, copyright 1999 - 2005