Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived
and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his
false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth."
The man said, "No problem." With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out
a pair of false teeth. "Try these," The speaker tried them.
"Too loose," he said.
The man then said, "I have another pair...try these."
The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."
The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair of false
teeth...try them."
The speaker said, "They fit perfectly."
With that he ate his meal and gave his address. After the dinner meeting was over,
the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you
for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."
The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
In Fruita,
Colorado, the town folk celebrate 'Mike the Headless Chicken Day'. Seems that
a farmer named L.A. Olsen cut off Mike's head on September 10, 1945 in anticipation
of a chicken dinner - and Mike lived for another 4 years WITHOUT A HEAD. Mike
died from choking on a corn kernel.
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