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From
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Farmer Joe was in an accident with a semi-truck. Farmer Joe decided his injuries
from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible
for the accident to court.
In court, the
trucking company's lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at
the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine.'"
Farmer Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded
my favorite mule Bessie into the...."
"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer
the question. Did you not say at the scene of the accident, you were fine?"
Farmer Joe
said, "Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer, and I was driving down
the road . . . "
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the
fact that at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman that
he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my
client. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
But by this
time, the judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said, "I'd
like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie."
Joe thanked
the judge and proceeded. "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie,
my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this
huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the
side. I was thrown in one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other.
I was hurting
real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and
groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the
accident a highway patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and
groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and
shot her between the eyes.
Then the patrolman
came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, 'Your
mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?'''
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