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Alias Yorik
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Sep 29, 2005, 11:05 PM

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The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. -- Richard Braunstein


If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. -- Samuel Butler


I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved. -- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991


I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on. -- Oscar Levant


I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v.

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Comedy_Forum
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Sep 30, 2005, 12:00 AM

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that's the spirit Yorik Crazy

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Glen West
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Oct 2, 2005, 12:51 AM

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looks like he's out of his skull Tongue

 
 


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