The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. -- Richard Braunstein
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. -- Samuel Butler
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved. -- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991
I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on. -- Oscar Levant
I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v.