Mervyn E. Skilton.. aka BiG MERV or Me.. can you nominate yourself?.. well I have, cos I've always wanted to be a stand up comic, comedian or whatever ya call 'em, cos I reckon it's one of the easiest jobs in the world, I just tell people about my life and they laugh like heck, ..so I started my very own website about my life.. www.merv.com.au ..which accidentally went to a ranking of No.92,598 of 43 million websites, beating Jim Carey and other very big worldwide names in the shortest time ever.. and now sometimes Radio London International call me for interviews about it, and I am billed with Sir Cliff Richard and The Beach Boys as the highlighted interviews for the month!.. how crazy's that?.. soon I'm going to be on The David Letterman Show!?! ..hey!.. tell me wot ya fink mate??