Dec 10, 2005, 8:34 AM
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A woman went to her boyfriends house for dinner. She'd never met his parents before and was very nervous. As they sat down for dinner, the woman felt gas pains in her stomach and, try as she might, couldn't help letting out a little fart. It wasn't very loud but everyone heard it. The woman was about to apologise, embarrassed, when the boyfriends father glared at the dog who had been snoozing at her feet and shouted, sternly, "Skippy!"
Oh good they think it was the dog, the woman thought, with relief.
A few minutes later, the woman felt the pains again, and this time she didn't even hesitate. She let out an even louder and longer fart.
The father glared at the dog and yelled "Skippy!"
This is great, grinned the oman.
A few minutes later, she farted again. A really long and loud one.
The father looked at the dog in disgust and yelled, "For goodness sake, Skippy, get away from her before the smell knocks you out!"