Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks? A: Because they havenīt got any pockets.
Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Q: What do mother Penguins say to their children before they go out in the dark? A: Beak....careful out there.
Q: Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree? A: Because they donīt wanna fall out.
Q: What do Penguins have for lunch? A: Icebergers. Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert? A: Lost. Q: How do Penguins drink their cola? A: On the rocks.
Q: Whatīs black and white and goes round and around? A: A Penguin in a revolving door.
Q: Why donīt you see Penguins in Britain? A: Because theyīre afraid of Wales.
Q: Who is a Penguinīs favourite pop star? A: Seal.
Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night? A: Starfish.