A judge has got to sentence two criminals for drug offences but it is late on friday evening and he can't be bothered so he says 'listen fellas if you can come back on monday having got some people off drugs then i will let you off. The two guys nod and head off. They come back on monday and the judge turns to the first guy and asks him how many people he got off drugs. The guy says '4' and the judge says 'that is not at all bad. How did u do it?' The guy replies 'i drew a two circles. One of them was really big and the other one was tiny. I pointed to the really big circle and said 'this is the size of your brain before you get on drugs' then i pointed to the little circle and said 'this is the size of your brain after you are on drugs.' The judge was impressed and said 'wow, you may go' he then turned to the other guy and said 'how many people did you get off drugs' the guy replied '2564' the judge said 'jesus christ how did you do that?' the guy replies 'oh it was very simple, i used the same method only i pointed to the bigger circle and said thats the size of your arsehole before you go to prison!'