Ok. We all get bored at work, what's some silly stuff you've gotten up to messing with your colleagues? Here's a few of mine to get you rolling.
- We have seperate offices. Wait till a co-worker leaves for a toilet break and smear paper glue on his phone earpiece. Wait till he comes back, call. - I work in a the office of a loud factory, I was walking through the floor of the factory one day (earmuffs on, safety first) and a co-worker sprayed my boot with green spraypaint. I didn't notice until I could smell paint, by which time he was long gone. - I got him back later that day by greasing the bottoms of the handles to his toolbox and asking him for a screwdriver. - Not many of my co-workers are especially computer literate, change their sound options so that everthing makes a ringing sound. Eg open progam, close program, minimize, maximise. Also mouse settings are fun, change them so that you have to move the mouse across the pad 5 times before it moves the length of the screen. And so that you have to double click so fast you have to hold the mouse steady with your other hand.
That's enough outta me, what have you got?
(This post was edited by valmet on Dec 29, 2005, 11:32 AM)
personaly i go for more distressing and cruel jokes for example after tampering with the computer system i persuaded it that a coleague had been made redundant seven years before he joined the company meaning his paycheck came in minus figures.
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