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squiffy2
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Dec 5, 2005, 6:06 PM

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"Inside me, there's a thin woman trying to get out.
But, I can usually shut the bitch up with chocolate."
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Carol Anne
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Dec 6, 2005, 3:13 PM

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Very true!

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Krion
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Jan 13, 2006, 4:10 PM

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"monkey's are as smart as most humans but not half as lazy"
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waggingbeagle
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May 17, 2006, 3:41 AM

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Explain why there's an apostrophe in your monkeys but none in your humans, and I'll send you a banana. Cool

Comedy_Forum
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May 21, 2006, 11:27 PM

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99 more and a typewriter and Shakespeare will log in! Laugh

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brightparis
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Feb 15, 2008, 3:19 PM

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If u can then u must. Nobody will stop u.

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jenilo
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Mar 5, 2008, 7:34 PM

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The big difference between genius and stupid person is genius knows his limitations.

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cdipp009
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May 21, 2008, 9:29 PM

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Yes,very nice said.I like it.
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CDuck
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May 24, 2008, 1:53 PM

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The actor Richard Burton was acosted by a fella one day who said..."We are both celts."...BUt he pronounced it with a soft c...like an s...Burton replied...'No. I am a Celt and you are a sunt!' Smile

brightparis
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Jul 5, 2008, 5:05 AM

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I am not an Athenian or a Greek,
I am a citizen of the world.
-- Socrates

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LesFex
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Aug 8, 2008, 11:26 AM

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Nice quotes!!! A bend in the road is not the end of the road.......

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cuploader5
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Jan 27, 2009, 5:37 PM

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I never drive faster than my guardian angel can fly!
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carriestar44
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Jan 27, 2009, 10:42 PM

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I really like this one!

Carrie

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