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Carol Anne
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Nov 18, 2005, 11:17 AM

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We've all done it, heard a song wrong and been incredibly embarassed when it's been pointed out to us. Well, here's my favourite, for which I was picked out for ridicule for by my brother, and I'm not sure whether I'm over it yet! Crazy

It's from Barbie Girl by Aqua. I thought it went -
"Im a Barbie girl... in this barbie world.... fight with plastic... what a spastic... you can cut my hair... and dress me anywhere... imagination... take me to the station!"

I think it actually goes -
"Im a Barbie Girl.... In a barbie world....Life in plastic.. its fantastic.. you can brush my hair... undress me anywhere.....imagination, life is your creation!"

doh! Laugh


Comedy_Forum
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Nov 18, 2005, 5:39 PM

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LOL, nice politically correct version you were singing along with there Carol!

I love this idea, anyone else got any dodgy song lyrics, prepared to name and shame themselves?


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Alias Yorik
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Nov 22, 2005, 12:17 AM

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scuse me, while I kiss this guy!

I'm old enough to remember the Hendrix inspired title for the site that's got loads of these! Crazy


Krion
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Nov 22, 2005, 5:55 PM

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I got mixed up on the same song i thought it was
"it's fantastic,
i'm not just plastic,
touch me any where,
I'll take away your fear,
imagination,
i charge inflation."


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Badger
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Nov 23, 2005, 1:07 AM

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No you didn't, you attention seeking nob-end


Krion
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Nov 23, 2005, 4:33 PM

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yes i did.
i was gulible enough at the time
to believe a friend who also persuaded
me they were being sued.
also what the hell is a nob-end.
Bozo


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Alias Yorik
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Nov 24, 2005, 12:28 AM

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lighten up chaps! This is supposed to be fun remember. Shocked

OK, here's a funny one I remember from when I was a kid, that understandably now, my dad never corrected me on at the time, in fact he sung along with my version. You remember the song, "The Boxer" by Simon & Garfunkel? Well, there's a line in it that goes:

"Just a come on from the whores on Seventh Avenue"

and I (with my dad) sang:

"Just a come on from the horse on Seventh Avenue"

I think I'll sue him for psychological damage as the girlfriend who corrected me when I was 14 told all her mates and I got nothing but sniggers for ages after that.

I'm over it now though, honest! Crazy


Carol Anne
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Nov 24, 2005, 10:45 AM

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LOL, that one made me smile Alias Sly


Alias Yorik
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Nov 25, 2005, 12:51 AM

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I'm glad you benefitted from my trauma! Tongue

Girls, they're all the same! Sly

 
 


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