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2012 Olympics

squiffy2
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Nov 7, 2005, 2:46 PM

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It's 2012 and its the Olympics in London.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishmen want to get in but
they haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a man hole cover. Tucks it under his
arm and walks to the gate.
"McTavish, Scotland" he says, "Discus" and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his
shoulder. "Pocklington-Smythe, England" he says, "Pole vault"
and in he walks.

The Irishman looks round and picks up a roll of barbed wire
and tucks it under his arm, "O'Malley, Ireland," he says, "Fencing" Cool

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