There were four cows in a field. One mama cow, and its three baby cows.
The first baby cow came up to the mama cow and said, "Mama, why is my name Rose?" The Mama cow said, "Because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second baby cow came up to the mama cow and said, "Mama, why is my name Daisy?" The Mama cow said, "Because when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head."
The third baby cow came up to the mama cow and said, "BAKJEFLAJEKAJKFJASDK WAAAA." The Mama cow said, "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!"