A blonde lady was lost in her car in a terrible snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her: "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snowplow and just follow it." Pretty soon, a snowplow came by and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes. Finally, the driver of the snowplow got out and asked what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her that if she ever got stuck in a snowstorm to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm through with plowing the Wal-Mart lot. Now you can follow me over to K-Mart."