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Chinaski
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Nov 2, 2005, 1:33 AM

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Should You Be Institutionalized? Can't Post

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director which is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. We offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon."

"No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."


Jenny Hill
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Nov 3, 2005, 1:59 PM

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Re: [Chinaski] Should You Be Institutionalized? [In reply to] Can't Post

LOL, apparently I should be. I chose the bucket! Crazy


Michael
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Nov 3, 2005, 4:34 PM

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Re: [Jenny Hill] Should You Be Institutionalized? [In reply to] Can't Post

me too! Unsure

Nurse, nurse!

 
 


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