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Adrian K
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Nov 2, 2005, 1:04 AM

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Guess what I''ve been wasting my time doing this evening? Here's a few favourites:

While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'
- Dilbert

"As you gain experience, you'll realise that all logical questions are considered insubordination."
- Dilbert advises Asok the Intern

"Lately the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labour."
- Dilbert

"Frankly I'm insulted that you asked me out. It means you think we're about the same level of attractiveness."
- Dilbert's date

"It looks like I'll be exaggerating my accomplishments again this year."
- Dilbert

Sly

Kelsey
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Dec 7, 2005, 2:21 AM

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Dilbert is my god, Catbert is my mistress, Dogbert is my slave.

A perfect world Shocked

Krion
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Jan 13, 2006, 4:07 PM

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hate to seem stupid under any circumstances but who the hell are they.
i only hear about them on forums

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Feb 19, 2006, 10:22 PM

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If you never worked in an office for any length of time, these cartoons are the best way to describe to a normal person what it's like. Dilbert is almost a documentary! Laugh

Have a look at the web site http://www.Dilbert.com/

Ray

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