How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. ------------------------------
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