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In Search of the Perfect Girl

Glen West
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Sep 18, 2005, 9:33 PM

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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits. Tongue

Krion
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Nov 1, 2005, 4:25 PM

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I think you should just sit in one place and have girls come to you.
Good point though

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Ninjayam
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Nov 3, 2005, 3:47 PM

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Sounds like my life but in a different order. Wink

Would be great to have women come to you tho!

ewomack
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Nov 5, 2005, 2:56 AM

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I've had plenty of women come to me, but they fit in all of the above categories (except the big tits one).

Ah tits... so squishy yet firm...

I feel a poem coming on...
Ed Womack
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(This post was edited by ewomack on Nov 5, 2005, 2:56 AM)

Krion
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Nov 17, 2005, 4:33 PM

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You people are so shallow you forgot willing and able.

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jojomojo
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Nov 18, 2005, 6:45 PM

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Look no further... i am here!. Angelic

Krion
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Nov 21, 2005, 4:30 PM

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what made you choose that name, it makes you sound like a teenage boy.

What about somthing like cathy

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cuploader5
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Feb 3, 2009, 11:54 PM

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i recognize that joke.... good one dough. I want a girl with big tits and long legs.... not to forget that fat girl have better chances to have big tits Crazy

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