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hahahaha!!
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Aug 31, 2008, 7:15 AM

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One day my mate gary Weir from shotts was going shopping 1 day in glasgow with his Mum for new shoes to start the high school!
So the went into Clarks the lady asked "do you like anything you see?"
So he takes a wee look about...and picks a pair that he likes!
So the lady comes back over "do you see anything you like?"
He replys " i like they snazzy clarks up in the top corner"
So the lady asks his size... "am a size 8 he told her"
The lady said "sorry pal we only have them in a size 7"
So gary says..."well look i really really like them so al try them on!"
So she comes out with the shoes and he trys them on...
Gary says "No there abit tight"
The lady says " why dont you try them with the toung out?..

He sticks his toung out and trys to say - "noTonguetheyTongue stillTongue dontTongue fit"Tongue


(This post was edited by hahahaha!! on Aug 31, 2008, 7:25 AM)

 
 


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