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hahahaha!!
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Aug 31, 2008, 6:59 AM

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A bit of string walks into a pub...asks for a lager tops & a vodka n cola!
Bar man says- "sorry we dont serve pieces of string in here"
So the bit string goes back out opens his shirt...birlls his self about, messes his hair aw up and ties his self in a knot walks back in!!
Bar man says- "can i help you"?... piece of string ask for a lager tops & a vodka red bull...
Bar man askes- are you that bit string that walked in here 2 mins ago and asked me for some drinks?....

The piece of string says- "No am a fraid knot".........


(This post was edited by hahahaha!! on Aug 31, 2008, 7:27 AM)

 
 


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