An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman drinking beer in a country pub. That night as they are leaving a huge truck thunders through main street and kills all three! The next day the publican is surprised to see the Englishman walk back into his pub. The Englishman tells him that yes, all three of them were killed but when they got to the pearly gates St Peter said they could come back to earth if they each paid him £20. “Well obviously you paid up” said the publican “but what about the other two?” The Englishman replied, “well the Scotsman is trying to haggle him down to £10 and the Welshman is trying to convince him that the Government will pay!”
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