Three gay triplets were developing in their mother's womb and they were deciding what they wanted to be:
The first said: "I want to be a towel boy for the New York Knicks. Can you imagine what it would be like to be around all of those jocks.
The second said: "I want to be water boy for the New York Jets. There are a lot more on the team in football.:
The third said: "I want to be a pitcher for the Chicago White Sox. And one day, the game will be tied, bottom of the ninth inning and two out and the batter hits a ground ball to me. I pick it up and just hold it, doing nothing. After awhile, there are 65,000 screaming fans hollering 'throw the ball, you cocksucker'!!