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donndani
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Jul 11, 2008, 4:20 AM

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Back to me for a moment, I came near death three times. Once, I was hit by a car and saw the 'white light' and maybe my maker, another time I went into a 10 day diabetic coma and lost 80 pounds going from 240 pounds to 160 pounds. The doctors declared me "brain dead" and wanted my wife to allow them to pull the plug. You know what they can do when you are declared brain dead? They can remove your organs!!!!

I'm firmly against that. What will happen when Judgement Day comes and God says, "Will Don Reaux stand up?" And five people rise. Then God will say, your heart and lungs can go to heaven, I'm going to send your kidneys to purgatory and your liver is going to HELL for shore!!

 
 


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