Jul 11, 2008, 3:08 AM
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Few people know that President Clinton was in a band in Little Rock.
Did you know President Clinton was in a band in Little Rock?
My cousin was from there and he came home drunk, as usual, and his wife asked him where he had been.
He said "Honey, you won't believe this bar I went to. It had a green arch doorway going into it. She said "I don't believe you"
"Oh, I could hardly walk, the carpet was so deep" She replied "Lying again"
He continued, "There was a bar in there made of marble and inlaid with silver dollars. She said, "Boog, quit lying this minute, or I'm going to leave you!"
Boog said, "Honey, this you won't believe, they have a gold commode!!!!"
She said "that's it" and he said, "no here is a matchbook from there call them up"
She got the bartender on the phone and he confirmed about the green arch doorway, told her they had a marble bar trimmed in mahogany and the carpet was pretty deep.
So she asked him, "Do you have a gold commode?"
He said, "Hold on. Hey, Clinton, I think we found out who crapped in your saxophone!!"