1. I'm bored, lets shave my pussy. 2. R u sure u've hard enough to drink. ? 3. That fart was great. Do another. 4. Of course swallow i luv it!. 5. No that's ok. U drink beer + watch porn. Ill do the washing up. 6. Just for a change put it in my arse. ? 7. How about u get that girl from work to join us. 8. Marriage? No way Sadly, Carlsberg don't do girlfriend.