Hi everyone!!!! just signed up and am wondering if anyone can help me with a stand up comedy speech and finding a short story(see HELP!!!!!!!!!). thanks hoping to have lots of fun here. i am in Vallivue FFA, Concert Choir and Treasure Valley Honor Choir. I Love Rodeo and Animals. 2 Time Rodeo Queen.
Talk later LOL!!!!!! FFA ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!TOTALY A CHOIR GIRL, CONCERT CHOIR & TREASURE VALLEY HONOR CHOIR. RODEO & RODEO QUEEN. "THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SINGS SONGS IN MY HEAD!""THINK OF ME FONDLY WHEN WE'VE SAID GOODBYE!" WRITING UNTIL MY HAND CRAMPS!!!!!
Hi - we just wrote a song called 'Corporate Love' - a parody on office-speak. It's a love song written entirely in corporate buzzwords. 'Ducks in a row'....'think outside the box'....'gap analysis'...they're all in there!
There's also an instrumental 'Elevator Version' for hotel lifts
Hello Chad Duck here, Obviously that's my pen name. It's derived from the origianal name of a band called Wishbone Ash who used to be called Jesus Duck. They became WA by randomly selecting 2 words from two lists, which presumably is how they got Jesus Duck!! I didn't want to be Jesus so i chose Chad because i'd just told my brother that i wanted to be sent a postcard from every country in the world and he had to go on holiday to Chad...Also i like those Chad drawings that emerged in the 80's. At least i think they did. I'm fairly new to the net. My fav funny people are Spike Milligan, The Pythons, Gervaise,S.Martin and Ross Noble. I'm also a Beatle fan. I'm also a LA Dodger fan despite living in S.Yorks and never having been to LA. Fav Films Dr. Strangelove, Duck soup, King of comedy. I write comedy when i'm not too stressed. Here's one of my jokes that i thunked up all by meself...What do you call someone who turns wine into water? The antichrist.
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I just joined this outfit. I don't kniow if it's any good yet, but nobody added to this thread since 5th June, so the signs aren't good. I'll let you know. Maybe.
Anyway, I write for another set of fools up at www.thespoof.com and if anyone wants to sign up there, they can. It's a satirical news website, that also has 'funny' articles, jokes, fake celebrity diaries, that sort of thing. Take a look, you might like it.
Then again, you might not. How do I know? Anyway, that's all I've got right now, so if you want to find out more, visit the site or email me: