Can anyone help with the name of the comedian whose droll routine is playing on words (not George Carlin) I heard a couple of his jokes on satellite radio the other day but did not catch his name. I want to buy one of his CDs. The joke I heard went like this: "I went shopping the other day, the saleslady asked me what size I was, I told her "actual". She said if you need anything my name is Jill. I never heard of a person with a conditional identity. I wonder what her name would have been if I didn't need anything." Please reply to firstname.lastname@example.org. Thank you.