A police officer was driving down a highway one morning when he noticed someone swerving all over the road. Concerned for the drivers safety (and for the rest of the drivers on the road), he got the car to pull over. The officer got out of the car and noticed a blonde was driving.
The blonde rolled down her window and asked "What's wrong officer?" "What's wrong? You we're swerving all over the road!" "I've got a good reason officer" The blonde replied "I'd love to hear it" said the cop "Well officer, I was driving down the right lane when I saw a tree, so I quickly went into the left lane. But you wouldn't believe it officer, there was a tree there as well! So I went back into the right lane and that kept happening for a couple of hundred yards. Then you pulled me over"
The officer looked back at the highway and said "Ma'am, there are no trees on this highway" "What are you talking about?" The blonde asked "There's one in front of us right now!" The officer looked ahead and said "Uh, ma'am? That's your air freshener"
(This post was edited by TheAxis on May 8, 2008, 9:49 AM)