Aguy walks into a convinience store and approaches an employee, he says to her "do you know where i can find an ass?" "excuse me?" she says to him" yeah you know an ass, i have a tree in my backyard that needs to come down" "oh you mean an axe!!! isle 3" "i'm also looking for a fuck it""a what?" you know a fuck it, i need to wash my car this weekend and i need something to put the soap in" "oh!! a bucket isle 8" "thank you" he says to her and walks away he gets his axe and blanket and walks up to another employee "excuse me where are the cocks?' "what?" the employee said "a cock, i have to get to work at a certain time and it would be useful" "oh a clock!! isle 7 " "thank you i'm also looking for a spank it" "a what?" " you know a spank it, my house gets really cold at night" "oh you mean a blanket!! isle 5" "thank you very much he said he was going to get his things and he walks up to a customer and says: "will you take my ass and fuck it, while i go and get my cock and spank it?"