Mar 16, 2008, 11:23 AM
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A husband and wife are watching the news. The breaking XBC news report comes in: Woman shakes up government in NY.
We caught up to to the petit 5'5" woman to ask her a few questions.
XBC: Are you from New York?
Ans: No, I moved here to make my name!
XBC: From what we have heard, you came here just to make money?
Ans: I would suck a golf ball through a garden hose if it would improve my financial situation.
XBC: So money is the key?
Ans: I would screw man, woman, or child to get to the top. Who wouldn't?
XBC: Is it true that you slept with..
Ans: Him, of course! Remember think small now, grow later. When we first slept together he was small potatoes. Then governor. Then..
XBC: Sorry to cut you off Ma'am, but we have to answer some fan mail. Mail: Have you no pride in charging as much as you do?
Ans: I charge between $3,000 to $5,000 per engagement. That is the going price. Ask anyone who does it. Because I am so experienced, I think I have earned the right to ask that much.
XBC: So what now?
Ans: I dont know. I will probably sell my story for 3 million dollars. I've always been an honest woman in an honest profession so I would never try to profit on that, but a woman needs to do what a woman needs to do.
XBC: Last question. What now in politics?
Ans: I guess that because of me, some black guy is going to be in charge.
XBC: Thank you so much for speaking with us about Client 9, Eliot Spitzer. "Kristens story at 11"
Bill rolls over and says phew, thought they had you Hillary