Two men are walking in the forest when a snake jumps out and bites one of the men's penis. The other man told the one who got bit he would run to the nearest hospital and ask a doctor what to do. The doctor said he had to suck the poison out. So he runs back to his friend and he asks, "What did the doctor say?" The man said," He said you're going to die."
(This post was edited by mr. im an idiot on Feb 16, 2008, 4:26 AM)