A skinny little man goes to the North woods. He says to the big burly lumberjack foreman "I want to be a lumberjack". The foreman says : are you kidding, the ax weighs more than you". The little guy pleads to at least be given a chance. The foreman finally says "let's see what you can do. See that little sapling over there, go cut it down". The little guy takes the ax and with one swing the sapling is down. The foreman says "that wasn't much of a test. See that pine tree o0ver there (about 18" in diameter) try it for size". The little guy goes to the pine tree and in less than 30 seconds the tree falls. The foreman is amazed and asks the little man " Where did you learn to chop like that?" The little man say " The Sahara Forest." The foreman says " I think that is the Sahara Desert." The little guy answers " Sure now!"