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Dec 19, 2007, 2:17 AM

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There was three guys that died but the devil gave them a way to return to life. So he told them to

pick out any 10 of the same fruit or vegetable. The first guy brought carrots and the devil said in

order to come to life he had to shove them up his ass without caving so he did till he hit the 5th

carrot and went to hell. The second guy brought grapes and started to shove them up his ass and

when he got to the last one he laughed and went to hell. Then the first guy said, "What happened

man, u were almost there." then he said, "I saw the other guy carring pineapples!"

 
 


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