A lady is pregnant with triplets. One day she is shot 3 time and each bullet goes into each triplet. They amazingly survive, they are born and she has 2 girls and a boy.
10 years later one of the girl says to her mother "mum! i went for a shit and i shit out a bullet!" the mum replies "dont worry its fine"
the other girl says to her mum the next day "mum! i went for a shit and i shit out a bullet!" the mum replies "dont worry its fine"
the next day her son says to her "mum i have a problem" "what, let me guess, u went for a shit and shit out a bullet?" the boy says "no mum, i had a wank and shot the cat!"