A blonde was fed up of people calling her stupid so she dyed her hair brown. When she was driving through the countryside she saw a shephard and his sheep. She said" If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I keep one?" The shephard replied"Go ahead." She said"hmm... 84?" "correct" said the farmer." Can I have it back if I guess your real hair colour?" "okay" said the blonde. "Blonde" replied the farmer. "How did you know?" Asked the blonde. "Because you took my dog!"