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Not I but the muse within me

Chinaski
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Oct 11, 2005, 10:46 PM

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is it best to eat an egg,
or to have a wooden leg,
or to have a name like Meg
While you sit and drink a keg
of beer?

Discuss

joeamonuk
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Oct 12, 2005, 9:44 AM

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Well I'd love to drink a keg of beer,
and in drunkedness, at women I'd leer.
Then take them home for naughty acts, I think,
well I would... if I did drink.

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Chinaski
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Oct 12, 2005, 4:08 PM

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I'd like to do such naughty acts
but ladies you should know the facts
that when I've drunk my keg of beer
Mr Floppy might appear!

Jenny Hill
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Oct 13, 2005, 11:17 AM

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thanks for the warning Crazy

Krion
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Nov 23, 2005, 6:06 PM

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aye, but of the women think
for slur they not when they drink
they just get bolder by the hour
and turn our relations sour
for when we wake in our bed
and all has been done and said
we have either lost a chance in bed
or we will find ourselves under a womans tread Wink

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(This post was edited by Krion on Nov 23, 2005, 6:21 PM)

Chinaski
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Nov 25, 2005, 1:04 AM

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of all the words I'd like to say
one screams out that rhymes with crooks,
but I'm feeling too polite today
I'll leave it for the silly... people.

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