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suntube
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Mar 10, 2007, 7:15 AM

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blonde Can't Post

A Blonde is watching the news with her husband.

The newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."

The blonde starts crying. Turning to her husband she says sobbing,
"That's horrible".

Confused, he responds, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were
skydiving. And, well, there is that risk involved."

After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing says, "Honey,
how many is a Brazilian?" ;-)

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(This post was edited by suntube on Mar 10, 2007, 7:16 AM)


calculator
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Apr 17, 2007, 4:10 AM

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Re: [suntube] blonde [In reply to] Can't Post

A blonde, a brunette,and a red head walk into a chuch.They go up to the priest and say we would like to join. The priest replies,First you must sin and then you will be clensed with the holy water.

The next day the brunette comes in crying, the priest says what did you do she says i killed a dog. He says, good go and drink from the holy water.As she drinks she says mmmm this holy water is good.

The next day the red head comes in crying, the priest say what did you do, she says i killed a dog.The priest says good now go and drink from the holy water.As she drinks she say mmmm this holy water is good.

The day after the blonde comes in laughing.The priest say what did you do and why are you laughing.The blonde replies, I peed in the holy water.Laugh

 
 


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