A while back on comedy central i saw a comedian that sounded Irish or Scottish. I am going to list as much of his routine that stood out in my mind as I can. If you can take a look and if you know his name or the name of the special he was in I would greatly appreciate the information.
At one time he spoke of "I will take your eye out with this spoon and put it in my pocket. I dont think you wil llike that very much. There is a lot of change in my pocket."
He then went on to talk about Bad james bvond plots "Fill a satelite full of bad chocolate and explode it over the world. Then all the childern will eat the chocolate and say. This is really bad chocoloate. Or how about we fill a alligator/crocodile with a bunch of knives."
This is about all I can remember from his routine. If you know the name or what Stand Up special this was I would appreciate the info. Either post or email to ardorcalenture1@AOL.com and on the subject please type LOST COMEDIAN as I will set teh spam filter to allow that phrase. Thank you all so much!