In a far off jungle two cannibals were sitting at a bar. A beautiful native girl came in and sat near them. One cannibal remarked, "Isn't she a tasty morsel, and it's nearly time for lunch!" He sat down beside her and gave her his best line. She was impressed and followed him out of the bar. Several hours later the cannibal returned alone smacking his lips. As he was telling his friend how things went his eyelids began to droop and he began to yawn and stretch. Nodding toward the bar he asked his friend, "What on earth made me so sleepy?" The friend replied, "Maybe it was that bar bitch you 'et!"