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Rooneys Dummy
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Sep 17, 2005, 3:04 AM

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Rooney Facts Can't Post

OK, might as well, give it a go:

Amazing Rooney Facts!
1) An anagram of ‘Wayne Rooney’ is ‘Rayne Wooney’.
2) Wayne Rooney’s favourite Smarties are the orange ones
3) Wayne Rooney stole his first video player when he was two
4) £50k pw could be used for 1,100 trips to his favourite prostitute
5) Wayne Rooney’s preferred position is ‘doggy’
6) 54 secs was the time it took Wayne Rooney to strip Roy Keane’s car of all tyres
7) 15.21 secs was the time it took Wayne Rooney to put them back after Roy Keane found him
8) Wayne Rooney’s favourite pyjamas are his Batman ones
9) Wayne Rooney wants to be an astronaut when he grows up


Gregor
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Sep 17, 2005, 11:33 PM

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Re: [Rooneys Dummy] Rooney Facts [In reply to] Can't Post

How long did it take you to work out that "anagram" ! Tongue


Comedy_Forum
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Sep 18, 2005, 12:03 AM

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Re: [Gregor] Rooney Facts [In reply to] Can't Post

OK, Gregor, I can see you're a little more demanding... Tongue

How about this topical one:

OY OWEN YEARN!

(Apologies to all our American visitors who probably have no clue what all this relates to).


Ray

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