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Jenny Hill
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Oct 4, 2005, 10:54 PM

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you know it is Tongue

and here are a few reasons why:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

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Suzy
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Oct 5, 2005, 1:34 AM

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too right!

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Alias Yorik
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Oct 8, 2005, 12:45 AM

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Ah, I see you've forgotten the fundamental argument that's raged between philosophers for thousands of years regarding the battle of the sexes. I think it was Plato who said:

All girls are rubbish

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Carol Anne
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Oct 8, 2005, 11:01 AM

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Hey, that's a brilliant counter argument Alias. That's put us all back in our place! Tongue


Comedy_Forum
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Oct 9, 2005, 10:35 PM

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Glad to see it. He even quoted his sources. Good work Alias! Tongue


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joeamonuk
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Oct 12, 2005, 9:49 AM

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yeah, and you all run like girls!


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Krion
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Nov 1, 2005, 4:34 PM

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Most of the stuff above is true, but women all go after the same guys, they can't play sport, they take hours to get ready, are constantly afraid of everything around them and they only live longer because any man in a long term relationship gets nagged to death.


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chuckles
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Nov 18, 2005, 3:42 PM

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I think it's better to be a woman, but then again maybe i'm being biased... because i am a woman :)


Carol Anne
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Nov 18, 2005, 5:00 PM

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too true! Laugh


jojomojo
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Nov 18, 2005, 6:41 PM

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Damn right it's better being a woman... i love it when my g/f lets me wear her clothesBlush


cuploader5
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Jan 27, 2009, 5:49 PM

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10 reasons it's better to be a man:

1. We never have to keep ourselves from eating because we get fat
2. We never ask our friend if we have a stain on our pants
3. We don't cry like a .... girl :D while watching movies
4. If you are a man it's your choice if you want to shave some parts of your body
5. Men are always better at any sport
6. We can drink alcohol while we're alone without raising any suspicions
7. Men can sit alone at a table in a bar without getting hassled
8. We can piss anywhere and under the appropriate circumstances even make a cool thing of it
9. Nobody is afraid of us when we are behind the wheel. (except if you're Japanese :P)
10.We can go out of the house without arranging our hair and even so we can look trendy.
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