Jul 8, 2006, 6:48 PM
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A Chinaman, in San Francisco for the big Noodle Convention, decides to pick up a hooker, spots one working the corner next to the hotel and asks her to come to his room to spend the entire evening - telling her that he has booked the Honeymoon Suite at the prestigious Crowne Plaza on Union Square. They haggle about price for a few minutes (she inisists on $500 and he is really stuck on only $125), and after a while she looks him up and down, figures the Chinaman is pretty puny and that she would like to see the Honeymoon suite anyway, so she says to herself "What the hell"; and they agree on a price of $125. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it on the heart-shaped bed with mirrors on the ceiling.
Chinese Sex Rituals
When they are finished, the Chinaman jumps up, runs over to the window, yells emphatically, “Hai Kai Toi -ARRIGANUCH”, slides under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences to repeat the performance; with quite as much vigor as the first go-round.
The hooker is really impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When they finish, the Chinaman once again jumps up, runs over to the window, yells even louder, “Hai Kai Toi -ARRIGANUCH”, slides under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and starts all over again - fully re-charged and ready to go.
The hooker, by this time is getting a little sore, but is truly amazed, as this sequence is repeated four times without any appreciable diminution in the Chinaman’s energy, vim or vigor.
After the fifth encore, she decides that it must be some really ancient and magical Chinese ritual, obviously very effective, and she decides to try it herself.
She jumps up, goes to the window and, as best she can, manages to blurt out the magical incantation, “Hai Kai Toi -ARRIGANUCH”. She then proceeds with the rest of the prescribed drill and dives under the bed...
... and under the bed, finds four Chinamen with chopsticks, giggling, with noodles hanging from their teeth; gleefully sharing a bowl of noodles.