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TOM PILKINGTON
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Jun 29, 2006, 2:51 PM

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Due to popular demand we are currently holding Open auditions
for the following roles.

Prime Minister Of The UK

and

President of the USA

Applicants need have no prior experience of Running a country.
However, the following attributes are desirable;
A nice smile
An ability to pretend you empathise with your public.
The ability to lie under pressure.
The outward appearance that you know what you're doing*

Full on the job training will be given.

apply in the first instance to Mi8's mission unit for full screening**.

www.perfect-day-productions.co.uk

* not Applicable for USA
** Extraterrestrials with previous convictions need not apply
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