Open auditions for US President and Prime Minister of UK
Due to popular demand we are currently holding Open auditions for the following roles.
Prime Minister Of The UK
President of the USA
Applicants need have no prior experience of Running a country. However, the following attributes are desirable; A nice smile An ability to pretend you empathise with your public. The ability to lie under pressure. The outward appearance that you know what you're doing*
Full on the job training will be given.
apply in the first instance to Mi8's mission unit for full screening**.
* not Applicable for USA ** Extraterrestrials with previous convictions need not apply