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jznglskq
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Jun 24, 2006, 12:07 PM

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HELLO
My name is wu zhen qiang form china and my english is poor and i am 22. I accidentally discovered this site. I am a poor boy, as a result of mine family impoverished, my 17 years old started the work, my family has the daddy, mother, the younger brother and I, my income must maintain the family the life and younger brother's school expense, because is impoverished, I must extremely thrifty province.
However, last year my younger brother body was uncomfortable, finally diagnosed for the liver cancer¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ªmine family has now owed very many debts, and our house also had to relocate, we also did not have the money to buy the house.
Without the money, does not have the laughter, Without happy, this is my family present condition. Although has very many good people to help for me from mine country, but simply cannot solve the problem.I really have no other options, I only put my hopes in the network.
I knew my procedure is very absurd, perhaps nobody saw perhaps this information, perhaps you thought I am a swindler, but i must do this, because this is I rescues my younger brother's only means.I believe God be with me, I believed I am not lonely.
I hoped you can help me, I to hope one day to have the person E-mail call me say :YOU ARE NOT ALONE.Your help will change our destiny, I will be able forever to pray for you in China. use googel Search my name or my e-mail,you will see my message in net. Although I now very helpless, but I believed certainly can some people
be willing to help me.
Wishes your family to be joyful, health forever!
Wu Zhen Qiang
My mail: <removed>


(This post was edited by Comedy_Forum on Jul 11, 2006, 1:43 PM)


jznglskq
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Jun 24, 2006, 12:10 PM

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and If you want to understand me, I invite you to use the googel search my e-mail: <removed>
you will see my Message on the Internet,When you read my message. i tell you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

first i want tell you my english is poor,You saw the message is I uses the computer translation(chinese to english),is:
<removed>
you now certainly have very many questions, you think:
1:Since you need others' help, how then you can richly access the net? How can you have the computer?
(i tell you:I am in the small company's staffs, I go to work, I can the secretly use company's computer, when I rest, I can use friend of mine.)
2:You cannot change the present situation through the work?
I extremely want like this, but even if I diligently work, I also only have theabout 20,000 Renminbi salaries (to be most) every year, but our family debt is the about 70,000 Renminbi (also can increase, because of mine younger brother), the house also must relocate, buys the house to have about the about 80,000 Renminbi, I am in the family the only source of income, how if you are my you can do? The reality is very brutal, the destiny lets you change not helps with helpless. Very many people saw my message contacts for me, they ridicule me, but I believed one day can some people be willing to help me, perhaps you also felt I am a fool or am a swindler.
As a result of the remote distance, I am unable to you to prove any, but I want to ask you to think: If a person were not arrived reached end of rope, he why wants to do this?
i hope you can help our
thank you so mcuh
Wu zhen qiang


(This post was edited by Comedy_Forum on Jul 11, 2006, 1:44 PM)


squiffy2
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Jun 28, 2006, 9:56 AM

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Suggest a few cases of Spam might help.....Cool
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Comedy_Forum
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Jul 11, 2006, 1:44 PM

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nuff said.


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