I received a crappy email from my mate Wolly called "Help Me Win This Bet".. and I said to my wife Shirley that if any stupid homepage could get 2 million or more hits like that crap one, I could. She said "You idiot Merv!.. you couldn’t make a bloody homepage that could get 200,000 hits!".. So I said "Shirley", I said "now Shirley luv, If I could not make a homepage do 10 times better and get 200,000,000 hits http://www.shamozzle.com/...lionHitHomepage.html .. yes, 200 MiLLiON Bloody HiTS then I would agree that I was a bloody idiot; however, if I could make a homepage get 200,000,000 hits, she would not leave me and the kids.. and would also have sex with me once a year on my birthday! (now that's bloody incredible when ya married with children!).. and I really don't want to lose Shirley.. and half the farm house and stuff! ..but then she said she was very sure of herself as long as I followed her conditions, by not paying anything for advertising.. and using bullshit tricks which has been done before to help some Nancy win a bet so his girlfriend would have a "ménage a trois".. wotever that means.. 2 women or somethin'.. well I think one is a pain in the ass, why would any bloke want 2 of 'em if he got 2 million hits? .. whoopee bloody doo!..
..So, this is my somewhat lame attempt just to get a plain ol' root on my next birthday, get a World Record and save myself losing half my farm and stuff... so I’m pleading to all the blokes out there (and any supportive lovely ladies) to please forward this to as many people as possible so I can make my wife eat her own cooking... and more importantly get Merv a root and World Record to boot!..
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP!.. I don't need luck!.. just HIT ME heaps!..and again ! ~ Ooo Roo from BiG MERV Skilton ..help make me BiGger DoWnUnDeR! http://www.shamozzle.com/...lionHitHomepage.html P.S. Please Email this link to as many people as possible (and post on as many forums and chatrooms as possible) so I can be in the Guinness Book Of Bloody Records.. as YOU will be thanked personally when I buy ya a beer or 'Nancy Boy' drink when I'm in your neck of the woods on my world circuit tour doin' all those bloody TV & Radio Show Interviews with David Letterman, Jay Leno and Oprah and Dr Phil and stuff while promoting some stupid book about my...
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